Riley Factor......

So what I'm late with this week edition. Very Late in fact. I haven't made a deadline for a keyboard-inspired writing piece since college. Yet my producers and bosses expect me to make a deadline. These fools are crazy. One time my teacher ask me to describe myself in one word, so I said "Real Ass Nigga". She said, "That was three words". My response was "Young Reezy don't follow instructions".

-This week edition of the Ryan Leaf Make It Rain league has been postponed until further notice. I really wanted to comment on how bad Rex Grossman played, but every time I started to write a sentence all I could type was "How the fuck did Eagles only win by a touchdown". Four turnovers and all you can is score 20pts and win by a touchdown.

-I'm taking BETS on who will finish with a better record: Giants or 49ers. Whose coach will win in a fight. Whose QB is more hated by their fan base. As well as whose division is worst.

-Random Tidbits

Sammy Watkins is the best True Freshman in college football since Maurice Clarett.
345 ALL-Purpose yards with 3 TDS against Maryland is Pee-Wee Football Numbers.  Against Florida State who was ranked #11 and Auburn who was ranked #21 at the time of their respective games, Watkins combined for 17catches, 296yards, 4tds. HE IS ONLY 18 by the way.

-My homey just text me as I write this
Him: Floor Seats to Ye and Hov?
Me: True Story, I never even heard the album
Him: What are we 12, you need to sing along with their lyrics

I've been working on a comeback for the past 10 minutes.

-Who would've thought that there will be a week in history in which, Bryant Gumble stands up for black people and Magic Johnson is racist against black people.

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