The Fundraiser

Joining us on a probationary period is Riley Freeman. Riley will be on once a week in a new segment on our show called "The Riley Factor".  He will bring keen insight on topics such as sports, music, food, having D.R. chicks cook up all your ground beef prior to fuckin.... etc. Without further adieu, J-Rod and Da Man give you.... Riley Freeman!


- J-Rod


F your blog, I'm Riley Freeman:

I didn’t want to dick ride yall guys on your posts nor did I want to change the title of this blog that features a Puerto Rican that is confirmed and another who isn’t (Da Man has yet to show proof of this ancestry history). But I digress. The problem with the NFL is that the Rodgers/Brady/Manning (SINGULAR as in ONE MANNING) of the worlds are glorified to the point of no return. Brady threw 500 yards in Week 1 - Front Page News. Brady threw 4 picks two weeks later - Let’s talk about if the Lions are real. Let’s face it, not everybody is going to be a franchise quarterback. There are some people in the world that just have to be Jamarcus Russell, Joey Harrington, or better yet Charlie Ward on a good day. So since we live in a copycat world, I just took the idea from another website Grantland.com, [shameless plug] one of the top –three if not best sports blog out there. In memory of Steve Jobs, I will just "Bill Gates" The Bad Quarterback League idea and rename the league after the best QB of All Time…

Mr. Ryan Leaf.



The Ryan Leaf - Make It Rain League honors the THREE worst QB performances of the weekend. To be fair across all boards, the league doesn’t honor sacks so no excuses on I don’t have an offensive line <looking at you Mr. Mexican QB for the Jets>. The league also takes in context the roster of QB’s rather than an individual. ie: If Eli ever got hurt, then his backup's stats will count as well, hell even the practice squad QB stats count if he ever sees a snap in a regular season game. FREE TEBOW. The league also recognizes 24/7 points which is non-football activities such as press conferences meltdown, problems with the law and other teammates, and sexting.


So for example last week, the stellar play of Sanchez netted him a cool 150! 4 TOs (16), fumble kept (2), fumble lost (5), fumble return TD (20), no TDs (10), pick6 (25), under 40% comp (15) and under 150 yds (12).  Wow, way to go Mark!!

All results will be posted sometime Tuesday.


The Scoring System

POSITIVE POINTS

• Benched during game (non-injury): 35
• Concussion: 10
• Pick6: 25
• Interception (non-TD): 5
• Fumble lost: 5
• Fumble kept: 2
• 3-turnover game: 12
• 4-turnover game: 16
• 5-turnover game: 24
• 6-turnover game: 50
• No passes of 25+ yards: 10 
• No passing/rushing TDs: 10 
• Under 200 passing yards: 6 
• Under 150 passing yards: 12 
• Under 100 passing yards: 25
• Under 50 percent completion rate: 5 
• Under 40 percent completion rate: 15 
• Under 30 percent completion rate: 25
• Teammate/Coach/Fan argument on sidelines replayed on SportsCenter: 15

24/7 POINTS

• Arrested: 50
• Detained/questioned by police: 10 
• Practice/locker room fight (physical): 20 
• Apology press conference: 75 
• Penis picture on blog: 150
• Official vote of confidence from coach: 10
• Bitching about his linemen: 10
• Suspended: 50/game 

NEGATIVE POINTS 

• 300-349 yards passing: -6
• 350-399 yards passing: -9
• 400+ yards passing: -12
• 75+ yards rushing: -8
• 3 passing/rushing TDs: -5
• 4 passing/rushing TD’s: -10 
• 5 passing/rushing TD’s: -20
• Game-winning drive (last two minutes): -12

-Young Reezy