Ryan Leaf "Make it Rain" League
My job is by far the best job on the planet. It's like playing fantasy football but backwards. Or better yet watching Eli vs. Cooper in a game of accuracy. Or better yet yet watching Pablo Sandoval run the bases.
My job is by far the best job on the planet. It's like playing fantasy football but backwards. Or better yet watching Eli vs. Cooper in a game of accuracy. Or better yet yet watching Pablo Sandoval run the bases.
I seriously thought Mike Vick had the Inaugural Title wrap up. Throwing (4) Picks with one being a pick Six pretty much guarantees a landslide victory any other week. Then the Afternoon games happen.
-Josh Freeman (46 points) isn't a good quarterback. It's really simple. Racism and Culturally Insensitivity aside, He is light skin. LIGHT SKIN DUDES DONT MAKE GOOD QUARTERBACKS. Go ahead and named ONE.
-Kevin Kolb (47 points) was definitely jealous of Flacco/Sanchez success last week. I mean McNabb completed less then 50% of his passes, threw for under 200 yards with 0 Touchdowns and still had a better game then Kolb. He was outplayed by a man that is famous for "Chicken Chunky Soup" who is older then everybody on this blog. Any more sentences devoted to Kolb would actually be doing him a favor. I'm done.
And the winner is.........
Kyle Orton/Tim Tebow (57 points)
This team is a fucking circus. Kyle was bad. Historically bad. A YPA of 2.3 is the baseball equivalent of Jason Bay hitting a home run in a 30-game span. But it's get better. MUCH BETTER. Tebow comes in a nearly wins the damn game by being the best Tight End you will ever see behind center. Ignore the comp% (40) or the TD that he threw. T.T. had more rushing attempts (6) then he had completions (4). He is going to change the game. He already did it in college. TWICE. He created the jump pass. Then added a double-clutch at the same time just for shit and giggles. SWAGGGGGGG.
-Josh Freeman (46 points) isn't a good quarterback. It's really simple. Racism and Culturally Insensitivity aside, He is light skin. LIGHT SKIN DUDES DONT MAKE GOOD QUARTERBACKS. Go ahead and named ONE.
-Kevin Kolb (47 points) was definitely jealous of Flacco/Sanchez success last week. I mean McNabb completed less then 50% of his passes, threw for under 200 yards with 0 Touchdowns and still had a better game then Kolb. He was outplayed by a man that is famous for "Chicken Chunky Soup" who is older then everybody on this blog. Any more sentences devoted to Kolb would actually be doing him a favor. I'm done.
And the winner is.........
Kyle Orton/Tim Tebow (57 points)
This team is a fucking circus. Kyle was bad. Historically bad. A YPA of 2.3 is the baseball equivalent of Jason Bay hitting a home run in a 30-game span. But it's get better. MUCH BETTER. Tebow comes in a nearly wins the damn game by being the best Tight End you will ever see behind center. Ignore the comp% (40) or the TD that he threw. T.T. had more rushing attempts (6) then he had completions (4). He is going to change the game. He already did it in college. TWICE. He created the jump pass. Then added a double-clutch at the same time just for shit and giggles. SWAGGGGGGG.
Tebow 3:16: For God (He is a football fan) so loved the world (Created Football and secretly named it Sabbath) that he gave his one and only Son (TIMMOTHERF&$&#*GTEBOW), that whoever believes in him (ALL Gators alumni) shall not perish (Rest of the SEC) but have eternal life.
Tim Tebow Post Coming Soon.....
Tim Tebow is mega gay and this article is mega gay. Your man crush for Tim Tebow makes you mega gay. You want to be the meat in a Tim Tebow/Matt Ryan sandwich. For your information Tom Brady is light skinned and a pretty damn good QB. This site used to be pretty good but I see the journalism quality has tanked considerably with this recent "addition". I may have to cancel my subscription.
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