Ryan Leaf "Make It Rain" League - Week 7
It's getting towards the end of the year, so naturally I must appease my producers and bosses to get my raise. Which means columns must be handed into editing on-time and multiple posts during the week. Anything for the "MAN" or shall I say "MANO" to be happy. With that being said, I left the crib knowing Kyle Boller threw three picks with a pick 6. So to my surprise I see the ESPN headline, "Palmer's 3-INT debut dooms Raiders". Huh? So thats 6 picks already and I didn't even check the boxscore. That's 6 fucking picks. SIX. That's one less than 7. So of course, Cassell added two picks of his own. 8 Picks and counting people....Why breakdown the worst three quarterbacks when I can just watch the Chiefs/Raiders game. I mean THREE QB's combine to throw ZERO TD'S. But of course, Everybody is a hater of Boller. He is the equivalent to Justin Beiber and Tebow. Ain't do shit to anybody, but nobody likes them. Boller is that DUDE, *You will see why at the end of the post* that he is actually excused from all his mistakes today. And for the video breakdown ........
Matt Cassell First Interception
:03 left in the 2nd Quarter, Ball on the Chiefs 40, 1st and 10
-This is basically a Hail Mary before the half. I need to check his Madden Rating for Throwing Power, the ball didn't even reach the end zone. Why call a Hail Mary if your quarterback can't even throw the ball 65 yards?
Matt Cassell Second Interception
1:45 left in the 3rd Quarter, Ball on the Raiders 41, 1st and 10
-Shotgun Formation. Cassell CLEARLY airmails the throw. Not only did Cassell lead him too much, the safety was just sitting in the wings waiting to ROCK his shit. Way to lead your receiver young man. The best part of this whole ordeal was this safety was in excellent position and show impeccable technique picking the ball off. Of course the man name is DeMarcus Van Dyke aka DVD otherwise known as 4.25 40 hailing from the school that invented swagger and home of the best college team EVER.
The Carson Palmer Watch......
Kyle Boller First Interception
12:47 left in the 1st Quarter, Ball on the Chiefs 48, 3rd and 6
-I'm going to go out on the limb and say this interception wasn't his fault. I blame Carson Palmer and Tyrelle Pryor. Carson Palmer is one for obvious reasons. But Tyrelle Pryor just goes to show you how valuable THE OHIO STATE educational system is really worth. Its 3rd and 1 and this SIMPLE SIMON comes in and manages to have a negative impact without hiking the ball. Let's take a guess on what the play will be.
A) QB Draw
B) QB off tackle
C) QB Dive
D) Pryor will jump offsides cause he is from the same school as Maurice Clarett.
So Boller left when it was 3rd and 1, went to the sidelines got the evil stare from his back-up. Then proceeds to watch his back-up's back-up jump offside. *Seriously when was the last time a QB jump offside in a game?* Then is forced to go back in the game and it's 3rd and 6th. WTF? Of course he is going to throw into double coverage on a out route. Boller is a man of principles.
Kyle Boller Second Interception
7:05 left in the 1st quarter, Ball on the Raiders 16, 2nd and 8
-I'm going to go out on the limb and say this interception wasn't his fault as well. I blame Al Davis *RIP*. The route was a GO ROUTE/FLY ROUTE/9 ROUTE. Three different ways to say the same thing. Go deep and as fast as you can. So What does Al have to do with this? Cause Boller actually overthrew the receiver and since Al Davis has a fascination with receivers and their 40 times, then said receiver should've been in position. What a waste of a first round pick, AL.
Kyle Boller Third Interception,
1:02 left in the 2nd quarter, Ball on the Chiefs 36, 1st and 10
-Fuck the limb, this interception was on the Oakland Raiders organization. The coach already bench him for the back-up's back-up. The owner wastes first round picks on slow-footed receivers and you done gave up a 1st round pick for my BACK-UP. *Cues GoodFellas Spider's Scene* "Atta Boy Boller, don't take no shit off your back from nobody."
Carson Palmer First Interception
14:32 left in the 4th quarter, Ball on the Chiefs 45, 1st and 10
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So Boller left when it was 3rd and 1, went to the sidelines got the evil stare from his back-up. Then proceeds to watch his back-up's back-up jump offside. *Seriously when was the last time a QB jump offside in a game?* Then is forced to go back in the game and it's 3rd and 6th. WTF? Of course he is going to throw into
double coverage on a out route.
Boller is a man of principles. USC quarterbacks sucks.
Carson Palmer Second Interception
11:32 left in the 4th quarter, Ball on the Chiefs 16, 2nd and 10
-Ball bounce off the receiver hands. But I will blame Palmer cause it look like Palmer threw the ball too hard. USC quarterbacks have a tendency to do that. As Palmer walks off the field, I couldn't help but realize, Carson Palmer probably made more money in college then he did in the NFL.
Carson Palmer Third Interception
7:29 left in the 4th, Ball on the Chiefs 37, 1st and 10
-Palmer is in shotgun and he calls out the blitz. But since he didn't take his lineman out for dinner like Boller does on a minimum wage salary, of course the blitz will get through. So what does this great "Veteran" do? He gets happy feet and throws off his back foot. Another USC QB tendency.
Kyle Boller deserves better......The kid can definitely pick them off the field.
Carson Palmer Wife
Kyle Boller Wife
The Riley Factor is Still on pace for this week......
