The Death Star Outsourced Pt 2

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PART 2

Ron Automatic:  "villains is relative. While most Stormtroopers were missing their targets no matter how many lasers they fired, or how many planets weren't blown up by the Death Star, or how much rebel scum was able to easily evade invading forces on Hoth, Boba Fett had one task and he. got. shit. done. He tracked Solo for the Empire and then got his scruffy ass to Jabba. That takes care of that. Most antagonists in Star Wars are always botching simple tasks like looking for some droids, inspecting ships, or pulling out of hyperdrive at the adequate time. Not our guy." -- neuroticmonkey

J-Rod: yes

J-Rod: didnt he get shot

J-Rod: by a blind solo?

J-Rod: and fell into the pitt?

J-Rod: and if i remember correctly

J-Rod: he only got solo cause lando flipped

J-Rod: and set him up

Ron Automatic: solo cant see. inadvertently hits him the back with a staff, while turing

J-Rod: yes that

J-Rod: and that setup was ALL vader

J-Rod: so what did boba really do?

Ron Automatic: his "jetpack with cape" <SMH> goes off he hits the barge falls in the pit

J-Rod: he was a delivery boy

Ron Automatic: in Jedi, he failed.

Ron Automatic: LOL

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: at least jango threw down with obi-won

J-Rod: and mace

Ron Automatic: hold on, don't act like when the 3 <movies> came out in the 70s-80s you didn't want to be Boba

Ron Automatic: he didn't throw down with mace, mace cut his head off. his son saw it, Kill Bill style

J-Rod: yes but he killed quite a few jedi

J-Rod: before that moment

J-Rod: boba was in a christmas special

J-Rod: smh

J-Rod: boba = darth maul

J-Rod: had all the gear, the look, but no game

Ron Automatic: he did, and boba killed plenty of rebel scum.  and did it with flare. remember, "no disintegrations this time"

Ron Automatic: he disintegrated people!

J-Rod: off screen?

J-Rod: KAMAN

Ron Automatic: LOL

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: would you be able to stomach seeing someone disintegrated as a 7 yr old?

J-Rod: and those he disintegrated

J-Rod: no jedis

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: we don't know that

J-Rod: of course

Ron Automatic: it was off screen

J-Rod: there werent any left

J-Rod: by the time he grew up

Ron Automatic: cuz he disintegrated them all

J-Rod: they purged them

J-Rod: anakin took care of the future younglins

Ron Automatic: he took out the ones in the temple. not all of them. its not like he went to a comic-con for Jedis and THEN took them all out

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: he took out some

J-Rod: and the rest were taken out by the star troopers

J-Rod: all of the sudden the jedi became inept

J-Rod: couldnt defend themselves against clones

J-Rod: yet one lone jedi

J-Rod: and a group of rebels

J-Rod: can defeat them

J-Rod: entire jedi order.... NO

Ron Automatic: hello, the force was STRONG with him

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