So here we are entering week 3 of the NFL season and my boy G-Money (Jets fan above) has yet again proclaimed the NY Jets NFL Super Bowl Champs. Now we can see why G$ is such a huge Rex Ryan fan. I mean waaaaaaay before Rex was the head coach G$ has been predicting an inevitable super bowl title for as long I have known him. Now me being a NY Mets fan I can understand what its like to root for a team that will never..... EVER win a chip. You go through so many different stages as shown below:
Delusional:. We're gonna win it this year. THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!
Followed by:
Anger: "Fuck this team!! I am DONE!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!" (See Greg tossing his Chad Pennington jersey onto the field in 2007)
Then:
Blame: "Why would they call a 5 yard route when they were on 3rd and 17?!?!? WTF was Rex Ryan thinking!??!?"
Soon after:
Acceptance: "We just wasnt good enough son. Thats all there is to it."
Finally we come full circle at the start of the following season:
Delusional:. We're gonna win it this year. THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!
(All quotes above are directly from G$)
This has been Greg's cycle for the past 11 years. This has all happened before, and will happen again (BSG). Here is an excerpt of my e-mail convo with G$ just today.....
From: Rodriguez, Jose -
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:19 PM
To: Alford, Gregory
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: Picks
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:19 PM
To: Alford, Gregory
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: Picks
Make sure you make them.
FYI… Oakland will beat the Jets this week.
Comment as you see fit.
From:Alford, Gregory
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:19 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
I made my picks and the Jets will be 3-0 after Sunday. The Giants will lose as I took the Eagles.
From: Alford, Gregory
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:24 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:24 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
I’m sorry, but the Jets will win and cover, so my advice to you, is to take the Jets. Don’t care about Brady, by the time we meet him, we will be 5-0 and he will throw for less than 200 yards.
From: Alford, Gregory
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:31 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:31 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: RE: Picks
Yeah, we got exposed and then we exposed them in the playoffs, when it counts. I’m sorry, where the Giants, oh yeah, they were on vacation.
From: Alford, Gregory
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:42 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: Re: Picks
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 12:42 PM
To: Rodriguez, Jose
Cc: Ng, William
Subject: Re: Picks
-J-Rod
Comment as you see fit.....
Had to add this final part from DS. Was pretty funny
From: Ng, William
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2011 2:58 PM
To: Alford, Gregory ; Rodriguez, Jose - Information Technology
Cc: 'ron.automatic
I think Eli wants to beat you with kisses.
You know, in all seriousness, you BOTH are arguing over, what? How good neither team is to make the Super Bowl?? Yall both you know yall ain't going no where but "fishing". And yes, if G$ ever reads this post/comment he'll say "yada yada yada, the 49ers won't EVER make the playoffs, yada yada". Probably not. But if he does say that then there's hope because he also said "the Mavs will exit the 1st rd and the Knicks won't" from this past NBA season. How'd that work out.......
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