You might be asking yourself why the title of this show seems awfully similar to a certain morning show at a certain community college. And to that we say, FU.
First of all, it's true J-Rod and I are sports connoisseurs but we are also huge movie buffs. Are they? Hardly. We'll quote movies for days and can inject them flawlessly at will at social events. Can they? I think not. Is one half of their duo black? In our duo the other guy is black, so HA! (wait, what?)
Secondly, we incorporated (photoshopped) ourselves into countless movies and TV shows (Star Wars, The Matrix, Sin City (non porn version), The Sopranos, Bad Boys (movie), and most recently S.O.A. And most of this was made possible by our very own photoshop spanish teacher, Señor Ng.
Got a super old white guy that says inappropriately creepy and racist things? (Like, "Oh well. I shouldn't be surprised, with you being hispanic and all. Its what your people do, procreate and shit in public. Since you are over 30 and haven't had multiple or in fact any children, and therefore most likely sterile. Shitting in public is all you have).* We beeeeeeeen had that.
Cool-as-fuck handshake?? Well... We don't have that. And may have stolen theirs for our own use. As well as, coffee mugs, t-shirts, theme music, Twitter avi and cardboard cut-out faces.
BUT.
We did everything else, almost 10 years ago! We're just lazy as fuck.
-DM
*I shit you not, he said those exact words...
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