The Death Star Outsourced Pt 3

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PART 3

J-Rod: u play clone war games

J-Rod: any clone war games

J-Rod: the troopers are bad ass

J-Rod: then u play any jedi games

J-Rod: force push

J-Rod: DEAD

J-Rod: KAMAN

J-Rod: i'm telling u

J-Rod: after the purge

J-Rod: the emperor got lazy

J-Rod: and cheap

J-Rod: move the kamino facility to India

J-Rod: for cheaper costing clones

Ron Automatic: we already established he cut cost

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: tech support for fixing the Death Star, also outsourced thus the flaw appearing again

J-Rod: i mean he couldnt get a railing in that area where the death star fired up

J-Rod: as per family guy

J-Rod: so that hole that destroyed the first death star? did we cover that up?

J-Rod: uhhhhhhhh.... no

J-Rod: thats still there

Ron Automatic: then xtra money went to small RC robots that wizzed around the Death Star, avoiding getting stepped on.

J-Rod: LMAO

J-Rod: well think about

J-Rod: they all needed new uniforms

J-Rod: emblems

J-Rod: helmets

J-Rod: etc

Ron Automatic: LOL

Ron Automatic: true

Ron Automatic: had to pay thse red guards with long cloaks to stand and be silent.  like those guards in England

J-Rod: yes

Ron Automatic: they had a cushy job

Ron Automatic: no OT though

J-Rod: they saw some action

J-Rod: yoda bitch slapped a few

Ron Automatic: i know family guy touched on it, but the DS was quite unasfe. the landing bay area was wide open to space. no inner/outer hatch. no "rail" just ships landing and leaving

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: all these exhaust ports in the DS, just placed randomly

J-Rod: no decompression area

J-Rod: no one ever got sucked out into space

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: no garbage, no nothing. just exahust ports EVERYWHERE!

Ron Automatic: LOL

Ron Automatic: yes no one ever did

Ron Automatic: <stormtroopers> just did a lot of marching and filing near the bay area

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: empire work! lots of empire work!

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: shit, i don't even think you could throw some outta the bay area in Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

J-Rod: nope

Ron Automatic: could u?

Ron Automatic: i thought so

J-Rod: yet u can blow the area straight to hell

J-Rod: with no structural damage

Ron Automatic: LOL

Ron Automatic: very flawed indeed

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: i'm sure there had to be a set of stormtroppers would resembled the bunch from the movie Stripes

Ron Automatic: got to the marching ceremonies late

Ron Automatic: never marched in line

Ron Automatic: took ships for joy rides

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: CLONE #147!!! CLONE #256!!! IN MY QUARTERS..... NOW!!!!

J-Rod: I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF U TWO

Ron Automatic: LMAO

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: What part of "IMPERIAL" army do u not understand?

Ron Automatic: LOL

J-Rod: Uh....... if we're all clones...... are u 100 percent sure we were the clones that went streaking through the caf?

Ron Automatic: what about an elite group of storm trooper pilots. the best of the best. maybe one of them is named Maverick. Another named Goose, Ice Man… who knows

Ron Automatic: maybe one of them request a fly by the DS while Vadar is drinking coffee

J-Rod: storm troopers A-Team

J-Rod: wrong convicted

J-Rod: of a crime they didnt commit

Ron Automatic: LOL

Ron Automatic: i think there is a whole genre we are missing out on here

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: Boba chasing them down

Ron Automatic: again, we could make millions

J-Rod: the S-Team

I am beside myself.

The Death Star Outsourced Pt 2

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PART 2

Ron Automatic:  "villains is relative. While most Stormtroopers were missing their targets no matter how many lasers they fired, or how many planets weren't blown up by the Death Star, or how much rebel scum was able to easily evade invading forces on Hoth, Boba Fett had one task and he. got. shit. done. He tracked Solo for the Empire and then got his scruffy ass to Jabba. That takes care of that. Most antagonists in Star Wars are always botching simple tasks like looking for some droids, inspecting ships, or pulling out of hyperdrive at the adequate time. Not our guy." -- neuroticmonkey

J-Rod: yes

J-Rod: didnt he get shot

J-Rod: by a blind solo?

J-Rod: and fell into the pitt?

J-Rod: and if i remember correctly

J-Rod: he only got solo cause lando flipped

J-Rod: and set him up

Ron Automatic: solo cant see. inadvertently hits him the back with a staff, while turing

J-Rod: yes that

J-Rod: and that setup was ALL vader

J-Rod: so what did boba really do?

Ron Automatic: his "jetpack with cape" <SMH> goes off he hits the barge falls in the pit

J-Rod: he was a delivery boy

Ron Automatic: in Jedi, he failed.

Ron Automatic: LOL

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: at least jango threw down with obi-won

J-Rod: and mace

Ron Automatic: hold on, don't act like when the 3 <movies> came out in the 70s-80s you didn't want to be Boba

Ron Automatic: he didn't throw down with mace, mace cut his head off. his son saw it, Kill Bill style

J-Rod: yes but he killed quite a few jedi

J-Rod: before that moment

J-Rod: boba was in a christmas special

J-Rod: smh

J-Rod: boba = darth maul

J-Rod: had all the gear, the look, but no game

Ron Automatic: he did, and boba killed plenty of rebel scum.  and did it with flare. remember, "no disintegrations this time"

Ron Automatic: he disintegrated people!

J-Rod: off screen?

J-Rod: KAMAN

Ron Automatic: LOL

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: would you be able to stomach seeing someone disintegrated as a 7 yr old?

J-Rod: and those he disintegrated

J-Rod: no jedis

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: we don't know that

J-Rod: of course

Ron Automatic: it was off screen

J-Rod: there werent any left

J-Rod: by the time he grew up

Ron Automatic: cuz he disintegrated them all

J-Rod: they purged them

J-Rod: anakin took care of the future younglins

Ron Automatic: he took out the ones in the temple. not all of them. its not like he went to a comic-con for Jedis and THEN took them all out

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: he took out some

J-Rod: and the rest were taken out by the star troopers

J-Rod: all of the sudden the jedi became inept

J-Rod: couldnt defend themselves against clones

J-Rod: yet one lone jedi

J-Rod: and a group of rebels

J-Rod: can defeat them

J-Rod: entire jedi order.... NO

Ron Automatic: hello, the force was STRONG with him

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The Death Star Outsourced Pt 1

Most shows rehearse what they'll talk about pre-show.  Have a format.  We... Don't.

Here's a morning IM convo between us from a about month ago.  (we back and forth fast so forgive the pacing).  It spanned about 25 mins and it's pure nerdom. 

Often times the sports Fan and the Geek battle.  On the frozen gridirons of Hoth <see what we did there?> Sometimes the Fan wins.  Sometimes the Geek does.  Clearly with this convo the Geek won...

PART 1

J-Rod: “I consider myself in that class (of great quarterbacks),” Manning told WEPN-AM radio. “Tom Brady is a great quarterback. He’s gotten better every year. He started off winning championships and I think he’s a better quarterback now than what he was, in all honesty, when he was winning those championships.

Ron Automatic: this was Eli?

J-Rod: yes

Ron Automatic: i agree

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: how come Boba Fett's cape never caught on fire from his jetpack?

J-Rod: fire resistant

Ron Automatic: why does he wear a cape? he has a jet pack!

J-Rod: why does vader?

Ron Automatic: vader wears it as a sign of elite status

Ron Automatic: like a king would

J-Rod: dooku?

J-Rod: lando?

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: BF is bounty hunter, no fucntionaly purpose

Ron Automatic: again, the time period

Ron Automatic: jedis, imperial gaurd, landos

J-Rod: he worked for jaba

J-Rod: required dress code

Ron Automatic: that chick thrown down the pit <jabbas palace> wore next to nothing, she had a dress code?

J-Rod: she was a slave whore

Ron Automatic: <see Leia>

Ron Automatic: true

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: it appears Boba also had WiFi attached to his helmet

Ron Automatic: or BT

J-Rod: their tech was much advanced

J-Rod: had cylon gear

Ron Automatic: hmm, he does seem very cylon like

J-Rod: so say we all

Ron Automatic: LOL

Ron Automatic: BF also had many "battle scars" on his armor

Ron Automatic: i was thinking it was blaster-proof armor

J-Rod: think that was jango's gear

J-Rod: he just changed the colors

J-Rod: jango's gear was fresh

J-Rod: new

Ron Automatic: yet vadar couldn't get that guy to use that <same> alloy for his stromtroppers, who take one shot and die?

J-Rod: LOL

J-Rod: well

J-Rod: if u look at the first 3 eps

Ron Automatic: the troopers are based off Jango

J-Rod: the star troopers were good fighters

J-Rod: and didnt just get killed

Ron Automatic: "use my likeness but don't use my tech"?

J-Rod: somewhere between ep 3 and 4

J-Rod: the batch changed

J-Rod: LOL

Ron Automatic: ah, i see, the emperor outsourced his factory to another country, cheap labor

Ron Automatic: lower quality

Ron Automatic: makes sense

Ron Automatic: he had to build a whole new death star, needed some xtra capital

Ron Automatic: cut cost

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