So I arrived at the J-Rod and Da Man studio early this morning only to find that the Da Man had beaten me there and was sitting in my chair patiently waiting for my arrival. I wave him a "Good Morning" and start heading to wardrobe when he stops me. Here is how the conversation ensued...
Da Man: "Yo son..... You picked the Colts last night??? Really???? The Colts???? Is life in Big Blue that bad?"
J-Rod: "Don't worry about my Giants or my picks. The Colts won right?"
Da Man: "Son.... we both know you didn't intend to pick the Colts. Either you clicked on them by mistake or you was mad drunk and forgot Peyton wasn't playing."
J-Rod: "Touche douche bag but no, I wasn't drunk and I DID SO intend to pick the Colts."
Da Man: "Son...... to use your word.... KAMAAAAAAN!!!!!"
J-Rod: "Listen my dude.... I have sources I consult with when I do my picks."
Da Man: "Yeah I know, Jay Glazer during the NFL Fox Pre Gam show."
J-Rod: "FU and no." <damn Da Man, that was pretty funny> Here is a fun fact for you, did you know that the Texans have never won lifetime at Indy? They were 0-9 going into last night's game, 0-10 now."
Da Man: "If you knew that going in, why didn't you mention it earlier in the week?"
J-Rod: "Why the fuck would I want to give that info away? I'm trying to win a fuckin week and time is running out."
Da Man: "Whatever dude. Your team sucks. They lost to the Skinzzzzzz (laughs moockingly)
J-Rod: "FU"
J-ROD OUT!!!!!
- J-Rod
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