OK, I'M RELOADED!!

(queues up "Show Me What You Got" - Jay-Z)


"whatchu want me to do, I'm sorry. I'm back..."


1st order of business, applaud J-Rod for holding the spot down while I was away.
2nd order of business, fire J-Rod for holding the spot down while I was away.


I take one little "break" to deal with the 9-5 and this is what I get? Our show renamed? To "JUST J-ROD!!!!!" none the less?? Though in all fairness, I would expect nothing less than "writing me off the show" from J-Rod. It's why we started this show, he thinks he's better than me...


Don't fault him though, it's been a rough week for J-Rod and his fans:


He posted about me not having HBO (Got it. Watched S1 & 2 of "How To Make It...". "Boardwalk" here we go...).
He went 0-2 in the "Lock It In" picks (I forgot how GOOD 0-7 Miami was <put your sarcasm meters on people>).
Almost got sonned by Sponge Mitch Spooge Pants.
"Locked In" the Giants to beat the Pats (WOW) and will jinx my 9ers at the Skins this Sunday (though, that 9ers chick lets me run a spread offense and go deep).
Posted the Top 10 QBs in the NFL through W8 (FTR, ANY list that has Romo on it is discredited).
Then the kicker... impregnated wifey and made a shirt about it?? (That is purely a joke and he knows I would never wish pregnancy on him, LOL).


Rough ass week indeed.


But, my dear friends all is right with the world once more. I am here. Thou divine intervention. Thou savior. Thou (Da) Man.


-DM